After 12 bottles of the bubbly, time is irrelevant. You can be quick to forget why you are on your eighth glass or where you parked your car (or who is driving you for that matter), but things are quite better with rose coloured glasses (filled with champagne).
Not to discredit the other choices of booze you can get at any occasion (never gin, sorry) but there is no better way to celebrate than with the sound of a cork lifting off of a perfectly chilled bottle of champagne. I know, it sends shivers down my spine as well (there's just something about it), and I can feel that in that moment I need a refill (glass half full need not apply). Anyways, popping bottles is not just for clubs, we should always have some of that liquid gold for any kind of celebratory event (I found parking next to the door, champagne me up).
The choice is yours to make (clearly I have made it easy for you): you want to be tired with all that wine in 5 hours? Or, do you want feel light as a feather and good enough to tackle down that lady grabbing the last bit of cake? Answer; the cake will always win, and with champagne you can't lose (except when the bottle is finished).
Now lest we forget, champagne is actually good for you (stay with me here). The truth is champagne is filled with antioxidants that help to deter the effects of a polluted environment (like when you don't want to see someone at a club and they show up, just turn around and order some champagne). Pollutants be gone and you will also feel like you have control in your life. I mean, you're fighting the negative vibes and being healthy. It's almost to good to be true (but it is true so don't look at me like that).
Anywho, I think I have made my obsession clear. Chin Chin to the obsessors and to my social media stalkers. Love you all (even your dogs).
Obsessed and confessed.